Today, I discovered Cracked and their lists of “The X something somethings”, which are providing both education and a lot of hilarity. Here’s some highlights. Note that some of these may contain a few swear words, so don’t go showing your kids or boss. Unless your kids or boss are into that sort of thing. I must warn you, this is one of those sites where you can read an article or page, click a link to another one and just keep going for the rest of your life.
What is the Monkeysphere? – This is probably the most intelligent article I’ve read in a while, ironically enough.
The 6 Most Badass Murder Weapons in the Animal Kingdom – This one is one of my favourites.
The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You
7 Species That Get More High Than Stee Does We Do
6 Species We’ve Nearly Killed Off (For Retarded Reasons)
7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived) – Couple of diagrams here that some people might not appreciate, but some will need to see to be convinced.
5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously – I apologise, but you must watch the Intercollegiate Quidditch Trailer or you will never die happy.
7 People Who Cheated Death (Then Kicked It In The Balls) – Number one is a really amazing story. Number two teaches you about the honour code of bears, which will win you a pub quiz.
5 Historical Figures Who Died The Weirdest Deaths – “Death by Snoo Snoo” and “Bludgeoned to Death with a Turtle” are my favourites here.
The 6 Weirdest Fan Tributes to Mario Bros. – A video but worth watching. “Oh, now I get it. These people are insane!”
The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children’s Toys – The advertising for number 7 is frankly, genius. A shiny coin to whoever can bring me a working version of number 1.
17 More Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped – See also, parts one, two and three.
6 Real Islands Way More Terrifying Than The One On ‘Lost’ – No, really. Also, I am a horrible person for laughing throughout my readthrough of “Fiji”.
10 Divorce Stories Too Strange To Make Up
The 5 Lamest Forwarded Emails (And Why Your Mom Mum Loves Them)
8 Things ‘The Lost Boys’ Could Teach ‘Twilight’ Vampires
4 Reasons to Hate Comic-Con – Last and…well, not sure if it’s the least or not, it has some awesome pictures.

You…are epic,you’re just…extremely epic.. this is going to entertain me for hours.